Fury Is A Slow Computer

Do you know what I consider to be one of the most bum-clenching-nose-bleeding-ear-popping-brain-exploding annoying things in the world?! A terminally slow computer (the clue was in the title).

Yeah I realise that this is not a new phenomenon and that  I should count my blessings – computers are far more advanced now-a-days.

I remember – vaguely – computers running on Windows 95 with about as much RAM as a packet of cheese and onion crisps, but I can’t help it – I actually think that the fact most computers are so advanced these days actually makes the blood boil even more.

We now have VERY high standards when it comes to our computers and their abilities.

What’s even worse, is a computer that will play ball for the majority of the day, let you slip and slide effortlessly from one program to the next, then out of nowhere – when you try to do something as easy as open a new tab in Firefox – it has a complete meltdown and throws up all over your brand new puppy’s pair of socks…

… OK I may have fallen into the realms of fantasy at stages during this rant post, but the point remains – slow computers are the most infuriating things to ever grace this technologically wonderful age.

I feel slightly better now. I’ll just open a new tab and check my emails… SON OF A B$#£*!!